A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company?
Woman : Why? Do u have one to sell???
Wife :Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
A rabbit and a lion entered a restaurant and sat together at a table. I will have a bowl of hay and a side order of carrots, the rabbit told the waiter.
Waiter: And what will ur friend have?
Rabbit : Nothing.
Waiter: Isnt he hungry?
Rabbit : If he were hungry, wud I be sitting here??
Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time,
we will kidnap ur wife.
To this, he sent the following reply : I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand,
but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.
Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?
Accused : No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.
Woman : Why? Do u have one to sell???
Wife :Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
A rabbit and a lion entered a restaurant and sat together at a table. I will have a bowl of hay and a side order of carrots, the rabbit told the waiter.
Waiter: And what will ur friend have?
Rabbit : Nothing.
Waiter: Isnt he hungry?
Rabbit : If he were hungry, wud I be sitting here??
Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time,
we will kidnap ur wife.
To this, he sent the following reply : I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand,
but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.
Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?
Accused : No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.
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