Sardarji Rocks....

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" 


Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!. 


Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!


Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.... 


Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa.. 

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Few more Funny Jokes / SMS

Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

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Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

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Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about yours?

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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing...=P

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If u wanna make someone look crazy on Facebook
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just comment on their status & when they reply back delete your comment :D :D

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The best way to make somebody remember you
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borrow money from them. :p

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Boy: Do u have a pen?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Oh..it s out of ink!
Girl: What? you're kidding.......it works!
Boy: It doesn't work! well,u try go write "your cell phone number" here.. P

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Sardar Reloaded.....

1 - Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

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2 - Manager asked Sardar at an interview, "Can you spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?"
Sardar replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

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3 - After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me, "are you a foreigner?"

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4 - One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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5 - Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanti.

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6 - Interviewer: Just imagine, you're in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar : It's simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

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7. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.

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8.. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool. I have a pass."

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9. Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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10. Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

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11. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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12. Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal di gaddi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaari gaddi
petrol se start hoti hai.

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13. American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar: Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

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Funny SMS - 5

Do you know the full form of COLLEGE: C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college

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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass N flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn`t it rain on you?

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Young Girl Praying - Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man. God Replied - Thats Impossible, Because Intelligent Men Don`t Get Married.

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Those beautiful eyes, That incredible body, Such a brain, Nice Smile....... But that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

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Definition of a nurse: Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

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If you need friend call me. If you need a help approach me. If you money.. "SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED".

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A: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
B: Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.

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Husband:Today is Sunday n I have to enjoy it.So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband:for u and your parents.

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when things go rong,when tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart,plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.

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Funny SMS - 4

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

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Why are men like commercials? You can`t believe a word they say.

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You R the one who is CHARMING, U R the one who is INTELLIGENT, U R the one who is CUTE, and I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS.

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me

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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

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My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left: Either I C U or U C Me!

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Call, if i m cute... Miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

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Prospective husband : Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir

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Why God Create U Before Me? Want To Know? Because He Wanted To Create A Sample Before Creating A Master Piece...

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Lady Secretary:Sir, it`s ur wife`s call. She wants 2 kiss u on the phone. Boss:I am busy. u may take the message N pass it on 2 me later.

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Funny SMS - 3

Teacher: Tintu what is the full form of class?
Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping

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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

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Docter to tintumon: u will die within 2 hours.Do u want to see any one before u die?
Tintumon:Yes, A GOOD DOCTER

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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... So, Kindly tell them ur age plz......

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Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents
crack: To put speed brakers on the track

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News: 32 girls r admitted in KIMS Hospital 4 suiside attempt.
Reason: tin2`s mobile was swich off yesterday ! silly girls:-)

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Tintu was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.... WHY??
Because his doctor advised him: Today`s dinner should be light...

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When u born..the clouds were parted.. Sun shined N God appeared infront of all people N said.."SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE" "KINDLY ADJUST"

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My Attitude :- A Girl proposed to me. And I said: ! ! "Sorry, I won`t accept your proposal, But I apprecate your selection..."!

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Teacher asked: Which is your favorite planet Dundumol said: Jupiter Minimol said: Saturn Tintumon said: 'Animal planet'

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Funny SMS - 2

During Xam a studnt who did`nt prepare, Left d page blank and Wrote at d bottom, "Dedicated 2my MEMORY, WHich recently passed away"

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Worlds Best Feeling Comes When We C a Wonderful Question Paper In d exam Hall N We Smile At Each Other Saying- DUDE, Dis 1 also gone!

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Techer: Write an essay on"If I Wer a Millionaire" Evry1 startd writng bt nt 1boy Tchr:Y dnt u begin? B:Waitng 4my secretary.... Dats attitude

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The height of "Bad Luck" :- A boy and girl meet last time, 4 their break up girl`s father caught them Now they r married couple.

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TEACHER: Last year u were in luv with tht grl N ths year u r in luv wit other 1. Wht do u thnk of urslf? Student:SYLLABUS has been changed

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Jack: R u pregnant? Girl: Not at all.! Jack: Then why whenever I send u a sms, ur delivery report comes

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I am Deleting Ur No. 4m My Phone Bcoz I Always Send U Msgs But U Never Replied.. So Good Bye! A Crack Send This Msg 2 Customer Care.

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A new poster outside every BANKS for the year 2015 . . . . . Petrol N Diesel loans available here!!

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3 Fastest means of communication.. 1 : Tele-Phone.. 2 : Tele-Vision.. 3 : Tell-a-women.. Need still faster??? Tell her not 2 tell any1.

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Galileo:great mind. Einstein:genius mind. Newton:extraordinary mind. You:always in my mind.

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Funny SMS - 1

Those seductive eyes Those kissable lips Dat sexy smile Da perfect tlk... Enough abt me hw r u?

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Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly

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Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.

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If U r in 10sion, If nothing seems rght, If u fnd no way out, Thn jst thnk of me only once, I will be always there 2 INCREASE ur 10sions

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Teacher: Tell Ur Dad`s Fullname In English. Boy: Its Mr.FLIE GO Teacher: R U Tryng 2 B Funny? Boy: No, His Name In Hindi Is Makkhi JA

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An exact Definition OF Mathematics: >Mathematics is study of finding a black CAT in a dark room... When there is no CAT actually..

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Crack and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Crack shouted you are seeing my wife. Go N sit back. I will drive auto

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Teacher:What is difference between Orange and Apple Crack:The color of Orange is Orange and the Color of Apple is not apple..

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A guy prints N pastes his prayers on d wall N at bedtime he points at dem N says: "Lord pls read dem, m feeling sleepy."

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HEIGHT OF STATUS: Lady goes 2 a fruit shop.. Shopkeeper: Ur dog is eating my fruits Lady: Shona, dont eat d fruits without washing them

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