Few more Funny Jokes / SMS


Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!


Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....



Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about yours?


Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing...=P



If u wanna make someone look crazy on Facebook
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just comment on their status & when they reply back delete your comment :D :D


The best way to make somebody remember you
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borrow money from them. :p


Boy: Do u have a pen?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Oh..it s out of ink!
Girl: What? you're kidding.......it works!
Boy: It doesn't work! well,u try go write "your cell phone number" here.. P



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