Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Why are men like commercials? You can`t believe a word they say.
You R the one who is CHARMING, U R the one who is INTELLIGENT, U R the one who is CUTE, and I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left: Either I C U or U C Me!
Call, if i m cute... Miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir
Why God Create U Before Me? Want To Know? Because He Wanted To Create A Sample Before Creating A Master Piece...
Lady Secretary:Sir, it`s ur wife`s call. She wants 2 kiss u on the phone. Boss:I am busy. u may take the message N pass it on 2 me later.
Why are men like commercials? You can`t believe a word they say.
You R the one who is CHARMING, U R the one who is INTELLIGENT, U R the one who is CUTE, and I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left: Either I C U or U C Me!
Call, if i m cute... Miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir
Why God Create U Before Me? Want To Know? Because He Wanted To Create A Sample Before Creating A Master Piece...
Lady Secretary:Sir, it`s ur wife`s call. She wants 2 kiss u on the phone. Boss:I am busy. u may take the message N pass it on 2 me later.
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