Teacher: Tintu what is the full form of class?
Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...
Docter to tintumon: u will die within 2 hours.Do u want to see any one before u die?
Tintumon:Yes, A GOOD DOCTER
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... So, Kindly tell them ur age plz......
Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents
crack: To put speed brakers on the track
News: 32 girls r admitted in KIMS Hospital 4 suiside attempt.
Reason: tin2`s mobile was swich off yesterday ! silly girls:-)
Tintu was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.... WHY??
Because his doctor advised him: Today`s dinner should be light...
When u born..the clouds were parted.. Sun shined N God appeared infront of all people N said.."SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE" "KINDLY ADJUST"
My Attitude :- A Girl proposed to me. And I said: ! ! "Sorry, I won`t accept your proposal, But I apprecate your selection..."!
Teacher asked: Which is your favorite planet Dundumol said: Jupiter Minimol said: Saturn Tintumon said: 'Animal planet'
Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...
Docter to tintumon: u will die within 2 hours.Do u want to see any one before u die?
Tintumon:Yes, A GOOD DOCTER
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... So, Kindly tell them ur age plz......
Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents
crack: To put speed brakers on the track
News: 32 girls r admitted in KIMS Hospital 4 suiside attempt.
Reason: tin2`s mobile was swich off yesterday ! silly girls:-)
Tintu was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.... WHY??
Because his doctor advised him: Today`s dinner should be light...
When u born..the clouds were parted.. Sun shined N God appeared infront of all people N said.."SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE" "KINDLY ADJUST"
My Attitude :- A Girl proposed to me. And I said: ! ! "Sorry, I won`t accept your proposal, But I apprecate your selection..."!
Teacher asked: Which is your favorite planet Dundumol said: Jupiter Minimol said: Saturn Tintumon said: 'Animal planet'
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