Do you know the full form of COLLEGE: C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass N flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn`t it rain on you?
Young Girl Praying - Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man. God Replied - Thats Impossible, Because Intelligent Men Don`t Get Married.
Those beautiful eyes, That incredible body, Such a brain, Nice Smile....... But that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
Definition of a nurse: Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
If you need friend call me. If you need a help approach me. If you money.. "SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED".
A: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
B: Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.
Husband:Today is Sunday n I have to enjoy it.So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband:for u and your parents.
when things go rong,when tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart,plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass N flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn`t it rain on you?
Young Girl Praying - Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man. God Replied - Thats Impossible, Because Intelligent Men Don`t Get Married.
Those beautiful eyes, That incredible body, Such a brain, Nice Smile....... But that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
Definition of a nurse: Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
If you need friend call me. If you need a help approach me. If you money.. "SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED".
A: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
B: Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.
Husband:Today is Sunday n I have to enjoy it.So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband:for u and your parents.
when things go rong,when tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart,plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.
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