Funny SMS - 2


During Xam a studnt who did`nt prepare, Left d page blank and Wrote at d bottom, "Dedicated 2my MEMORY, WHich recently passed away"



Worlds Best Feeling Comes When We C a Wonderful Question Paper In d exam Hall N We Smile At Each Other Saying- DUDE, Dis 1 also gone!



Techer: Write an essay on"If I Wer a Millionaire" Evry1 startd writng bt nt 1boy Tchr:Y dnt u begin? B:Waitng 4my secretary.... Dats attitude



The height of "Bad Luck" :- A boy and girl meet last time, 4 their break up girl`s father caught them Now they r married couple.



TEACHER: Last year u were in luv with tht grl N ths year u r in luv wit other 1. Wht do u thnk of urslf? Student:SYLLABUS has been changed



Jack: R u pregnant? Girl: Not at all.! Jack: Then why whenever I send u a sms, ur delivery report comes



I am Deleting Ur No. 4m My Phone Bcoz I Always Send U Msgs But U Never Replied.. So Good Bye! A Crack Send This Msg 2 Customer Care.



A new poster outside every BANKS for the year 2015 . . . . . Petrol N Diesel loans available here!!



3 Fastest means of communication.. 1 : Tele-Phone.. 2 : Tele-Vision.. 3 : Tell-a-women.. Need still faster??? Tell her not 2 tell any1.



Galileo:great mind. Einstein:genius mind. Newton:extraordinary mind. You:always in my mind.

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