Sardar Jee Jokes - 1

Four Sardars jointly opened a garrage, but no customer reached them to get a vehicle repaired.
Why?
Their garrage was opened on 5th floor.

These Sardars sold the garrage and purchsed a taxi. But, again did no find any passenger.
Why?
While searching for a passanger, all the Sardars used to sit in the taxi itself.



Sardar's wish : When I die, I wanna die like my grandpa, who calmly died in his sleep, and not screaming like all the passengers of the cab he was driving.



Flash news : A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab. Local Sardars have so far found 518 bodies and are still digging for more.



Sardar was sitting in his shop. A boy came & shouted, "Sardar jee, aag lag gayi."
Sardar, "Mainu kee?"
Boy, "Oye, aag twade ghar witch lagi hai."
Sardar, "Tainu kee?"

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