Four Sardars jointly opened a garrage, but no customer reached them to get a vehicle repaired.
Why?
Their garrage was opened on 5th floor.
These Sardars sold the garrage and purchsed a taxi. But, again did no find any passenger.
Why?
While searching for a passanger, all the Sardars used to sit in the taxi itself.
Sardar's wish : When I die, I wanna die like my grandpa, who calmly died in his sleep, and not screaming like all the passengers of the cab he was driving.
Flash news : A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab. Local Sardars have so far found 518 bodies and are still digging for more.
Sardar was sitting in his shop. A boy came & shouted, "Sardar jee, aag lag gayi."
Sardar, "Mainu kee?"
Boy, "Oye, aag twade ghar witch lagi hai."
Sardar, "Tainu kee?"
Why?
Their garrage was opened on 5th floor.
These Sardars sold the garrage and purchsed a taxi. But, again did no find any passenger.
Why?
While searching for a passanger, all the Sardars used to sit in the taxi itself.
Sardar's wish : When I die, I wanna die like my grandpa, who calmly died in his sleep, and not screaming like all the passengers of the cab he was driving.
Flash news : A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab. Local Sardars have so far found 518 bodies and are still digging for more.
Sardar was sitting in his shop. A boy came & shouted, "Sardar jee, aag lag gayi."
Sardar, "Mainu kee?"
Boy, "Oye, aag twade ghar witch lagi hai."
Sardar, "Tainu kee?"

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