This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says, "koi baat nahin do house full de do."
A sardar breaks an egg 2 make a omlet,
he noticez that the egg iz empty....
sardar g says "aaj kal murghi b "SAHTI" use karne lagi hai.....
Brain Tumor :
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
Photocopy :
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what
he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren't
European Closet :
Santa and Banta went to US They have stayed a five star hotel. Santa don't
know how to use the European closet he dropped everything in a packet and
placed it on one of the leaves of the fan. Banta came and switch on the
fan and everything spread on the wall When the room boy came Santa gave a
10 dollars and told him to wash it off . But the Room boy gazed at it for
a five minutes and taken a 25 dollars from the pocket and told to Santa "I
will give you this 25 dollars if you say how did u do it so beautifully".
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says, "koi baat nahin do house full de do."
A sardar breaks an egg 2 make a omlet,
he noticez that the egg iz empty....
sardar g says "aaj kal murghi b "SAHTI" use karne lagi hai.....
Brain Tumor :
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
Photocopy :
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what
he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren't
European Closet :
Santa and Banta went to US They have stayed a five star hotel. Santa don't
know how to use the European closet he dropped everything in a packet and
placed it on one of the leaves of the fan. Banta came and switch on the
fan and everything spread on the wall When the room boy came Santa gave a
10 dollars and told him to wash it off . But the Room boy gazed at it for
a five minutes and taken a 25 dollars from the pocket and told to Santa "I
will give you this 25 dollars if you say how did u do it so beautifully".
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