Sardar Jee Jokes - 4

 1. One more Plane Crash :
     Garbachan singh was traveling from Calcutta to Bombay by a plane, There were one American, one Russian, one Pakistani and some other passengers. Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it's control and  some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.
Firstly the American jumped out saying "Jai America" again the condition didn't change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Jai Russia". But the condition still the same.
The next is Garbachen's turn  he  hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Pakistani by saying "Jai India".

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 2. A Plane journey :

    A jet ran in to some turbulent weather. To keep passengers calm, the air hostess brought out the beverage carts. 

"I'd like a soda " said the passenger in the front row. Moving along, the air hostess asked the man behind her if he would like something. "Yes I would," he replied. "Give me whatever the pilot is drinking!". 

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 3. Salt Seller :

    Do you really sell that much salt? A man asks to a Sardar who is running a grocery shop stocked with thousands of boxes of salt. 

"No " says the Sardar. "I sell may be two boxes a month. To tell you the truth, I'm not a good salt seller. But the one who sell me salt-now he's a good salt seller." 

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 4. Marathon Race :

    One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. 

 " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. 

 "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar 

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  5. 13th Floor :

      One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building when a man came running into his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

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 6. Phone Book  :

   A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" 

The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book." 

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 7. Cows Don't Fly  :

      A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."