Sardar Jee Jokes - 7

1. Green TV :
   Sardarji is buying a TV.
   "Do you have colour TVs?"
   "Sure."
   "Give me a green one, please."

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2. Just a second :
   Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

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3. Salary Expected :
   Sardarji is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes.

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4. Crocodile Boots  :

    Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs, angrily exclaims: "71st and *again* barefoot!"

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5. Thermos Flask  :

    Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. 

    He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" 

    The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask." 

    The Sardar asks, "What does it do?" 

   The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." 

   The Sardar says, "I'll take it!" 

   The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos. 

   His Sardar boss sees him and asks, 

  "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a Thermos flask." 

  The boss asks, "What does it do?" 

  He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." 

  The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" 

  The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

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6. Answering Machine :

    Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

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7. Photocopies :

   What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies? 

   He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.