1. Photocopy
What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
2. Free Punjab
There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave... "No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd was not.
Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
3. Small TV
Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
4. Below 18
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
5. Sardarji's Intelligence
How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
2. Free Punjab
There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave... "No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd was not.
Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
3. Small TV
Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
4. Below 18
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
5. Sardarji's Intelligence
How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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