Can't predict anything- He is the "ONE & ONLY" !!

Find out who can do the below... .... 

1. He makes onions cry
2. He can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is He there is no other way.
4. He can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. He can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. He can drown a fish.
7. When He enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... He turns the dark off.
8. When He looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Him and Him.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. He can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is He. He is the end of all things.
11. He does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Him.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Him and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. His calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Him.
15. If you spell Him wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Him? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. He can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit His leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When He gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. He can kill two stones with one bird.
20. He was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. He can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. He was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. He can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. He has a deep and abiding respect for human life? Unless it gets in his way.
25. He once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects He could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is He.
28. He destroyed the periodic table, because He only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. He got his driver’s license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, He is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Him is pain. Do not try to square Him, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", He takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Him
34. He has counted to infinity - twice
35. When He does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. He is so Fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. He doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. He gave MonaLisa that smile
39. He can slam a revolving door
40. His house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. He grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you Google search "He is getting kicked" your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Him 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until He kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, He lives in Hyderabad
46. He once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Him are his films.
48. His every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.


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