Crime Story
"I'm going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?"
Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won't be able to
put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that
the gardener did it".
New House
Santa meets Banta
Santa: "so have you moved to a new house"
Banta: "No."
Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't you?"
Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was
looking for!".
Father's Name
Tutor to Santa: wat is u r father's name.
Bomb
Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile.
Cinema
Santa Singh returned back from the cinema hall without watching the
"I'm going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?"
Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won't be able to
put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that
the gardener did it".
New House
Santa meets Banta
Santa: "so have you moved to a new house"
Banta: "No."
Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't you?"
Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was
looking for!".
Father's Name
Tutor to Santa: wat is u r father's name.
Sanat: BEAUTYFUL RED UNDERWEAR.
Tutor: R u joking?
Santa: NO SIR! MY FATHERS'S NAME IS "SUNDER LAL CHADDHA"
Bomb
Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile.
Santa: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
Banta: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
Santa: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the.
Cinema
Santa Singh returned back from the cinema hall without watching the
cinema.what was the name of the cinema?
Ans:NO ENTRY
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