Sardar Jee Jokes - 9

Hand Grenade

What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

Hand Grenade-2 

What do you do when Sardarji throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Retrain 

Why does Sardarji work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain him on Monday.

Second One 

Why can't Sardarji dial 911?
He can't find the Second 1 on the dial.

Dead Bird 

"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardarji looked skyward and asked, "Where, Where?


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