When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I`m a lady and I play with boys!!
When in life, you wake up n you don`t see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon? He took them to a pignic.
why are footballers never invited to dinner? answer: because they are always dribbling.
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren`t listening the first time!
Why do only 10% of women make it to heaven? Because if they all went it would be hell
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
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