Sardar Jee Jokes - 14

 Suicide 

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks... takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks, "Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies, "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun.."

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20 Rupees

Sardarji is travelling by train. He feels sleepy, so he gives the guy opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station comes.
This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees Sardarji deserves more. So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly shaves off his beard. When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji and sends him home. Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly screams when he sees the mirror.
Sardarni asks, "What's the matter?"
"The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes up someone else!"

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 Rubi, Moti and Sardarji

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and Sardarji were sent to the outer space. 

The ground control issues commands, "Rubi!" 

"Woof!" (barking sound ) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" 

"Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" 

"Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!" 

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 Train Driver

A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again. The passengers were horrified at this. At the next railway station, the driver was caught and questioned. He was a sardar and explained that a man was standing on the tracks and he refused to budge. 

The authorities asked him, "Sardarji, are you mad? Just to save one person, you put so many lives in danger. You should have overrun that person." 

The sardar replied: "Exactly, that is what I was doing, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close." 

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 House on Fire

Once a building caught fire and two guys and a sardar were trapped in the balcony. On the ground, fire fighters caught hold of a net and asked them to jump. 

The first one jumped but the fire fighters removed the net and he was killed. Then the other guy was asked to jump and again they removed the net too soon and he was dead. Seeing all this, the sardar was furious and said: "You keep the 

net on the ground and get away from it. I don't trust you. 

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 Cellular Phone

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?" 

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 Secret Agents 

Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? 

Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.