Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers?
Santa: Pinch the waitress.
Appu: Do you know that it is not fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end.
Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . . . . . . .
Appu: When you are a mouse.
Whats d difference between ppl who pray in Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres r damn serious.
All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.
Appu: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks.
Pappu: Its a fortnight.
Wife: Can u explain 2 me how dis lipstick got on ur collar?
Husband: No,I really cant.I distinctly remembrd havng taken my shirt off.
Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful? Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?
Pappu to Appu: The planes are so fast these days that there is no time to get acquainted with the air hostess.
Preeto: I won't marry you, and you know why?
Jeetho: No, I can't think.
Preeto: That's why.
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