Boy:I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
Friend:Then what happened?
Boy:Nothing finally She married the postman.
A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks Whats this?
Kid:Teacher didn't have more stars to give so she started giving MOONS.
Best thought of life: Be talented in front of everyone. But always be a fool in front of dear ones.
Owner to Servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant:It's raining.
Owner:So what take an umbrella and go.
DAD:dear son,why your sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip no chik chik
New Economic Analysis Its better to have a Long distance Relationship Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates
Teacher:How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? student:I get up early.
There only one difference between dream n aim. Dream requires Soundless sleep to see where as Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts 2 Achieve.
Why we have so many temples if God is everywhere?
Air is every where but we need a fan to feel it. Think about it.
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL.
Friend:Then what happened?
Boy:Nothing finally She married the postman.
A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks Whats this?
Kid:Teacher didn't have more stars to give so she started giving MOONS.
Best thought of life: Be talented in front of everyone. But always be a fool in front of dear ones.
Owner to Servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant:It's raining.
Owner:So what take an umbrella and go.
DAD:dear son,why your sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip no chik chik
New Economic Analysis Its better to have a Long distance Relationship Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates
Teacher:How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? student:I get up early.
There only one difference between dream n aim. Dream requires Soundless sleep to see where as Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts 2 Achieve.
Why we have so many temples if God is everywhere?
Air is every where but we need a fan to feel it. Think about it.
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL.
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