A Smile costs less than Electricity.. But Gives more light.. So Always Keep Smiling n Prove that you are the Best Tube Light.
Life is like a MOVIE.. If u r sad-DRAMA, If u r afraid-SUSPENSE, If u r angry-ACTION, When u look at the mirror-HORROR.
You are the most SENTIMENTAL friend of mine: One percent SENTI Ninety Nine Percent MENTAL.
You are so cute my dear friend: C-Causing. U-Unnecessary. T-Trouble. E-Everywhere.
What's the difference between stupid and idiot? Stupid will delete this joke. Idiot will forward this joke. Ha ha,what will you do now?
Urgent:Chloroform is out of stock in the hospital. Can you please send a pair of your socks?
Examiner:What is Microsoft Excel student:It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.
What a woman wants is what you are out of. She wants more of a thing when it is scarce.
Appu: I want you to explain why I have to wear these same old clothes.
Pappu: Bcoz if u don`t, you could scare the dog.
Life is like a MOVIE.. If u r sad-DRAMA, If u r afraid-SUSPENSE, If u r angry-ACTION, When u look at the mirror-HORROR.
You are the most SENTIMENTAL friend of mine: One percent SENTI Ninety Nine Percent MENTAL.
You are so cute my dear friend: C-Causing. U-Unnecessary. T-Trouble. E-Everywhere.
What's the difference between stupid and idiot? Stupid will delete this joke. Idiot will forward this joke. Ha ha,what will you do now?
Urgent:Chloroform is out of stock in the hospital. Can you please send a pair of your socks?
Examiner:What is Microsoft Excel student:It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.
What a woman wants is what you are out of. She wants more of a thing when it is scarce.
Appu: I want you to explain why I have to wear these same old clothes.
Pappu: Bcoz if u don`t, you could scare the dog.
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