Sardar Jee Jokes - 15


1 - Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?

Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


2 - Manager asked Sardar at an interview, "Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"

Sardar replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


3 - After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me, "are you a foreigner?"


4 - One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


5 - Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.


6 - Interviewer: Just imagine, you're in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Sardar : It's simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

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