1. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.
2. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool. I have a pass."
3. Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
4. Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
5. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
6. Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal di gaddi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaari gaddi petrol se start hoti hai.
7. American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar: Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.
2. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool. I have a pass."
3. Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
4. Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
5. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
6. Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal di gaddi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaari gaddi petrol se start hoti hai.
7. American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar: Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
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