INDIA AFTER 2050....Funny Conversation

This is something we all Indians would love to dream of......

May all  this dream come true since we all have that potentiality.

Year : 2050

Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA .
Currency Conversion Rate: Rs.1 = $1000

 Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
 John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
 Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that
 nowadays it has become very strict.
 John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.

 Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
 John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. That's why
 it got delayed.  I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4pm .
 Alex : Really? In India , it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA .
 John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in  coming
 to USA man, their economy has been booming.

 Alex : So, when are you leaving?
 John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you
 know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air- India.  Sort of dream come true.
 Alex : How long are you going to stay in India ?
 John : What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India,
 my company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta.

 Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
 John : Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
 Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in
 Bangalore, Hyderabad and Mumbai.
 John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are
 beautiful and cultured.

 Alex : Where did you get the offer, Bangalore?
 John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high,
 it is  Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.
 Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs. 1/ = $ 1000/-. Oh
 God! What about in Hyderabad , Chennai & Mumbai?

 John : No idea, but it is  less than what we have in Bangalore .
It is like the world headquarters of Software.
 Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having
 one personal Robot for help.
 John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
 personal Robot for less  than Rs. 7500/-.
But my dream is to purchase  Ambassador, which costs
 Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.

 Alex : By the way, who is your client?
 John : A pure Indian origin company, specializing in
 Embedded Software.
 Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian
 origin company. They are really intelligent and
 unlike American Bodyshoppers who  have opened their
 Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay
 you in full even when you are on bench.
 My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to
 visit Bihar, the most liveable place in India,
 probably world. There you have  full freedom and no strictions.
You can do whatever you want! I wonder how
 that state has perfected that system.

 John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America
 also follows their footsteps.
 Alex : How are you going to cope with their
 language?
 John : Why not? >From my school days I have been
 learning Hindi as my first language here
 at New York.At the Consulate they
 proficiency in tested my Hindi and were
 quite impressed by my cent percent score in
 TOHIL (Test of Hindi as International Language).

 Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
 John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's
 fastest train, world's largest theme park,
 and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors like,
 Vrithik(son of Hrithik), and all.
 Esselworld is also near to Bollywood.

 Alex : You know, the Indian PM is scheduled to visit
 US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
 John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy Jr.
 visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for
 infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and has
 promised more if we follow the model of Silicon City of Bangalore.
 Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.

 Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split
 Narayanamurthy Jr.'s Infosys & Sons.
 John : He is a hard worker man like his father, he
 can build any number of Infosys like this.
 Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his
 money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.

 Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
 John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate
 in a Kurta Pyjama because
 they will think you are too Indianised and may doubt
 you will ever come back and hence your
 Non-Immigrant Visa may get  rejected.
 But don't forget to say "Namaste, aap kaise hai" to the Visa.
 It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if
 you don't greet him that way.


 Mera Bharat Mahan