1. 8 kms a Day
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kg
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
2. Window
A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and the sardar took the door. After a while of walking the britisher asked the japanese "I'm confused,
why did you bring the radiator?"
The japanese responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the fluid."
Next the sardar asked the britisher "Why did you bring the seat?"
So the britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the
sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally the japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the door.
The sardar quickly responded to this question,
"Well,when I shall feel the need to get some breeze in this summer all have to do is roll down the window."
3. Magic Lamp
A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I'll
give each of you one wish."
The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he was gone!
The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too was gone.
The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were back!"
4. Sheep & Dog
A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life.
Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?"
The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"
He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There's 1,973 sheep"
The farmer said with amazement "Your're right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"
5. Sardar Tiger
Sardar Dhakaan Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo but
wandering freely.Zoo people requested sardar to go inside and trap the tiger in a cage.Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun. While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he
noticed that the tiger is chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right. Then cleverly dhakaal put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh of relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same situation arises again. once more the road divides into two and this time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side. After some time the roads meet again to our sardar's misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again.
This time the road never divides and our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner of the road. Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is given for vehicles which want to overtake. The tiger this time overtakes his jeep and runs forward.
Result :- There are Sardar Communities in Tigers too.
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