Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University finalexamination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at thequestion paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takeshis shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes histurban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watchfollow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and askswhat is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," hesays, "it says here, 'answer the following questions in Brief'."
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...
To avoid side effect!!!
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
A newly wedded sardar asks his mom" How should i do it?"
MOM says :"Put ur hardest thing where she pisses." sardar puts his head in the toilet.
Wash Basin
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "WashBasin".
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know
what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all relatives beat him why?
. . .. . . . . . . . He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Srdr gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch
regularly. A man asks why he does this.
. . . .. . . . . . . . Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and askswhat is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," hesays, "it says here, 'answer the following questions in Brief'."
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...
To avoid side effect!!!
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
A newly wedded sardar asks his mom" How should i do it?"
MOM says :"Put ur hardest thing where she pisses." sardar puts his head in the toilet.
Wash Basin
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "WashBasin".
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know
what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all relatives beat him why?
. . .. . . . . . . . He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Srdr gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch
regularly. A man asks why he does this.
. . . .. . . . . . . . Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
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