When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away,come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist!!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool....
I wrote ur name on the sands............. it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............i got a HEART ATTACK
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain and
u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
i'll take u to an eye specialist!!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool....
I wrote ur name on the sands............. it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............i got a HEART ATTACK
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain and
u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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