Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun"
Do u know What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes!!
Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper!!!
Sardar was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Sardar returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Sardar nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
A sardar sees lota guys running on the highway.
Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are
doing.
The bystander : Marathon race chal rahi hai
Sardar : Usse kya milega ?
Bystander : Jeetne wale to prize milega
Sardar : To baki log kyo bhag rahe hai ?
A well dressed man was having a dinner in "Kake Da Hotel". After he had finished his dinner, he started to wipe his hands with the table cloth. The owner saw him and got real angry and asked, "Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?"
Man: "Ya!" "I had dinner once in Ashoka Hotel."
Owner: "There also, you wiped your hands with table and chair?"
Man: "Yes, I did."
Owner: "Nobody told you anything!"
Man: "They kicked me and said 'agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kake Da Hotel mae jake khana khaa'.
Do u know What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes!!
Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper!!!
Sardar was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Sardar returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Sardar nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
A sardar sees lota guys running on the highway.
Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are
doing.
The bystander : Marathon race chal rahi hai
Sardar : Usse kya milega ?
Bystander : Jeetne wale to prize milega
Sardar : To baki log kyo bhag rahe hai ?
A well dressed man was having a dinner in "Kake Da Hotel". After he had finished his dinner, he started to wipe his hands with the table cloth. The owner saw him and got real angry and asked, "Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?"
Man: "Ya!" "I had dinner once in Ashoka Hotel."
Owner: "There also, you wiped your hands with table and chair?"
Man: "Yes, I did."
Owner: "Nobody told you anything!"
Man: "They kicked me and said 'agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kake Da Hotel mae jake khana khaa'.
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