Marketing Terminology explained in a Funny Way

A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me That's Direct Marketing. 


2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising. 


3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, ca...n u marry me? "That's Brand Recognition" 


4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u "That's Customer Feedback" 


5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband "That's Demand & Supply Gap" 


6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives That's Restriction from Entering New Market