Companies Abbrevations

The Companies have redefined themselves as.....

1. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association And Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. HP : Hen Pecked

12. AT & T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting and Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment and Lack Luster

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Limited

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. PCL : Poor Computers Limited

20. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

21. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties

22. CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year

23. TUL : Troubles Un Limited

24 CTS : Coffee Tea and Snacks

25. ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance

26. BPL : Below Poverty Line

27. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

FINALLY

ICICI : Incredible Calls from Irate Customers of India