Sardar Jee Jokes - 2

3 Sardars were caught in a rape case .They were called 4 identification parade in room.

When the Girl arrived all  sardars  shouted together "YEHI THI WO"

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Sardar 2 doctor : I do urine at 6 am sharp.....

And shit at 7am sharp.......

Doctor : then what is the problem ??

Sardar : Wake up at 8am sharp.......

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Ek  sardar  sadhu  se  bola  k  meri  biwi  mujhe  bahut  pareshan  karti  hai  koi  upaye  batao

Sadhu  bola  Abe  upaye  hota  to  mai  sadhu  kyo  banta

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Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist :  If  lion  comes  very  close  to  us  then  How  we  can  escape ?

Sardar :  Give right indicator and  turn  left.

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Ek sardar dusare sardar se kehta hai  ki  jab mai  chota  tha  tab  mai  kutub minar se gir gaya tha

Dusare sardar ne pucha k tu bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha

Pehla sardar :  yaar mujhe yaad  nahi  bahut  purani  baat  ho gayi hai

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 Sardar :  I spoke to sachin tendulkar yesterday

 Sardar2: That's great! what did he say?

 Sardar: Wrong Number