Santa Banta Jokes

 1. One day a dog was running behind a Santa... But Santa was laughing.
     Banta asked, "Why you are so happy?
     He said... "Ah Ah Ah....I have an Airtel mobile with me...But Still Hutch network is following me.."

2.  What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? 

     Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but "I never told them anything." 

3. Why do people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older. 

    They're cramming for their finals. 

4. What do you call Santa's helpers? 

    Subordinate Clauses. 

5.  What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? 

     Anything you want. He can't hear you! 

6.  One day this black guy walks into a bar with this exotic, colorful parrot on his shoulder. 

     The man orders a beer and bartender asks, "Wow. That incredible. Where did you get him?" 

     And the parrot cocks his head back and says, "Africa man, Africa! Their all over the place!" 

7. Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a   while. 

  "I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." 

  "Nah, he's not so smart," Santa replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five" 

8. Santa and Banta went to see 9-12 PM show. But they came back at 10 PM. Why?

   Because the movie's name was "Dastak" (Das-tak in Hindi means up till 10 O' clock)