Two programmers walk along the street.
The first says to another one, " Listen, people say that the software for a new american invisible plane, "Stealth-2" will be worked out by Microsoft"
The second m, " I think it is connected with the fact that a new plane must know how to hang up in the air "
1st thief, "Police! Quick! jump out of the window!"
2nd thief, "But this is the 13th floor"
1st thief: "Hurry! This is no time to be superstitious"
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Santa: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
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